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I didn’t vote for Trump because my husbro wouldn’t let me and such is the price of peace in our house. But the next morning, walking down the street, I was waaaaaay too zippity-doo-da with a little spring in my step which nearly got my ass beat.

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Your husband has no right to tell you whom to vote for, and if he's the one who almost beat your ass, you should have him arrested!

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I will never forget the faces of so many women who had clearly spent all morning crying. Truly my heart went out to them. But I still couldn’t help myself I was practically skipping

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Counterpoint: people have a right to decide who they want to spend their lives with, and above all no one wants to be with a liar. I also knew I had to be able to say I didn’t because I so obviously wanted to and I am a terrible liar

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Pro tip: a vote for Nikki Haley would let you truthfully claim that

A) I voted Republican in 2024

B) I voted for a woman of color in 2024

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And p.s. no the threat of violence was from strangers on a morning walk in nyc

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On hour five of this election, I called my doctor. She told me to fuck off. That advice worked.

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I think that "Do you have anything with stripes" is the funniest thing I have ever heard, and also, I couldn't stop laughing when ChayaLeah was talking about her flight experiences! You are both amazing!!! :D BTW, I met my husband 30 years ago, he's always been on the left, I have always been on the right. If we had been American, I would have voted for Trump, he would have voted for Kamala. Guess what, we argue a lot about politics, but we are still together and happy. It can be done!!!! :D

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