Islamophobia Month Special

We've detained the Habibi Bros, Mujahed and Siraj, for questioning.

We have two Arabs here. Please don’t make any sudden moves, we’ve run several background checks, but just in case we strip-searched them too.

In honor of Islamophobia month, we detained Mujahed Kobbe and Siraj Hashmi, otherwise knows as the Habibi Bros, hosts of the Habibi Power Hour." Seriously, this is the most fun we’ve had all month.

We heard these boys are safe and funny, but when Mujahed showed up to our video call with a background of a tunnel, we knew we had found our people.

Listen to the boys & follow them on Twitter - but be warned - they make us look tame.

Some more fun stuff for you:

Here’s Israel’s top satire show making fun of college campuses just last night. Some Twitter warrior remarked that Israel is laughing at people being killed to which I replied - no, we’re laughing at you.

I wrote something for Newsweek yesterday about how Jews should not settle for bullshit antisemitism initaitves. Please share with the Jewish communities in your life. Here’s a short part:

Don't be shy about rejecting anything that falls short of creating a safe environment. The worst thing that can happen has already happened. Remember, college administrators, DEI professionals and various celebrities, and media figures have created this environment, and now they're presented a perfect chance to put those ideals to the test.

After all, they are the ones told us that misinformation is dangerous, but allow lies about "ethnic cleansing" and "genocide" to go unchecked.

They created seminars on the harms of victim-blaming, but are quick to add "yes, but" to the events of October 7th. They told you to believe all women, but will dismiss eye-witness accounts (as well as videos and confessions!) of brutal rape of Israeli women by Hamas.

They celebrated intersectionality, but find the murders of 1,400 Jews, Arabs, Druze, Muslims and Christians just too controversial to condemn.

They educated you about how words are violence, while protecting those who walk past your homes chanting "Intifada."

As it turns out, everything is violence—except actual violence.

Finally, I took my niece out for a drink and dinner last night. We were interrupted by a siren, and the entire place ran to the shelter with the explosions overhead. When got the all clear to return, every table had shot glasses of Arak on it. We know how to homefront here.