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Some of our Best Friends are Christian!

Bacon, Eggs and Jeez.

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Mar 13, 2023
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Hola! That’s Spanish for Shalom. Which is Hebew for Hello.

First Holocaust mention on this one is at 01:38, which may be a record. We get to the topic of Hitler while sharing nothing but love for

Matt Taibbi
and
Michael Shellenberger
, two journalists who investigated mishaps at Twitter and were then called to testify before congress. What happens when politicians are asked to have a grown-up conversation about Substack, Twitter, and Bari Weiss?. Well, it’s hilarious. For us, not them. Or the nation.

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Through her line of questioning, Rep. Sylvia Garcia reveals she doesn't know who @bariweiss is and proceeds to ask a rather...awkwardly worded question.
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In local news, Yael is back from Mexico, with tales of migrant ships, tap water, and being profiled at the aiport (I was looking for a good deal on Mezcal, so you can you really blame them for assuming I was Jewish?

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Chaya Leah tells the story of a horrifying interfaith breakfast, where she was assaulted by a giant pile of Bacon, and vowed never to make non-Jewish friends ever again. I’ve asked Dall-E the AI painter to recreate the moment, and here it is. Looks just like her, right?

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Gabrielle G
Mar 14

Calling it the “Old Testament” connotes it’s been usurped. IMHO, Jews should not call it that. It’s the Tanakh or Hebrew Bible. And, seriously, CL, Christianity is the OG cultural appropriation.

Shadi and Damir!!! That would be such a great episode! And Balki Bartokomous was one of my first crushes!

Ohmygod!!! RACE TO DINNER?!?! I am screaming right now! Who hires these people?!?! You should’ve thrown the bacon at them. I’m convinced CRT is bad for the Jews. I could go on about my reasons but I have a feeling those of us here who agree already know why. I can’t remember if I’ve shared this guy’s Substack yet but he’s pretty poignant https://open.substack.com/pub/magenyehudi/p/a-change-of-course-for-the-holocaust

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Jean U.
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Mar 16

Oh my g-d, you guys are getting even funnier. :)

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