Some of our Best Friends are Christian!

Bacon, Eggs and Jeez.

Hola! That’s Spanish for Shalom. Which is Hebew for Hello.

First Holocaust mention on this one is at 01:38, which may be a record. We get to the topic of Hitler while sharing nothing but love for

Matt Taibbi

and

Michael Shellenberger

, two journalists who investigated mishaps at Twitter and were then called to testify before congress. What happens when politicians are asked to have a grown-up conversation about Substack, Twitter, and Bari Weiss?. Well, it’s hilarious. For us, not them. Or the nation.

Townhall.com @townhallcom

Through her line of questioning, Rep. Sylvia Garcia reveals she doesn't know who @bariweiss is and proceeds to ask a rather...awkwardly worded question.

In local news, Yael is back from Mexico, with tales of migrant ships, tap water, and being profiled at the aiport (I was looking for a good deal on Mezcal, so you can you really blame them for assuming I was Jewish?

Chaya Leah tells the story of a horrifying interfaith breakfast, where she was assaulted by a giant pile of Bacon, and vowed never to make non-Jewish friends ever again. I’ve asked Dall-E the AI painter to recreate the moment, and here it is. Looks just like her, right?

If you’re offended by Bacon or Hitler threesomes, we have much, much more!

• Why does this Argentian tattoo artist have blond hair and blue eyes?

• Two sins don’t make a mitzvah.

• Yael attempts to save Chaya Leah from opression just in time for International's Women’s Day.

• Must suck to be a terrorist killed by a female police officer:

Yael Bar tur @yaelbt

Great, terrorist attach right outside two of my favorite spots in Tel Aviv, a bar and a seafood restaurant :( This video is the terrorist being neutralized by officers who happened to be there.

כאן חדשות @kann_news

תיעוד: רגע נטרול היורה באירוע הירי בתל אביב @ItayBlumental @moyshis @hadasgrinberg https://t.co/LiL1zpEv2E

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