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Liat's avatar

Leveraging our positional privilege within the hasbarah machine to amplify anti-Zionist voices is literally a mitzvah 🥰

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Ask a Jew's avatar

Tikkun Olam!

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Penny Adrian's avatar

I'm embarrassed to say I thought this was real at first! I became very relieved as I read on.

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EvanF's avatar

Happy birthday ChayaLeah!

Funny and yet on the nose!

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Nancy F's avatar

A little levity for a Friday afternoon

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Nika Scothorne's avatar

Outstanding!!!! 😍

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Allan W's avatar

Hilarious and creative. Happy Goy birthday.

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Dvoralai's avatar

What a a scoop ! Guerrilla 🥷🏽 journalism

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Dale Stratton's avatar

What the “F” did I just read?

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Penny Adrian's avatar

It's parody. At first I thought "Why the hell are they giving this lunatic a platform on their show?" I must say, thought - she isn't much worse than a lot of Haaretz reporters.

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Liraz D.'s avatar

That’s a parody account (the rabbi)

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Etienne's avatar

Absolute anti-Jew garbage.

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Grace's avatar

Oh, thank goodness this isn’t real🥴

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Arrr Bee's avatar

Once you read anything from JVP and Code Pink and other "genius thinkers of the left" you see how close to the mark this is.

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Grace's avatar

Yeah, I just can’t understand it.

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Jace's avatar

😂🤣😅

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Jill's avatar

I actually wonder how many readers of this article know this is satire.

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Garry Perkins's avatar

When I was a young man I read Leviticus. Christians say that sacrifices to God ended when he sacrificed his only son, embarrassingly named after the incompetent gardener Jesus.

But why did Jews stop sacrificing after the Romans destroyed the temple in Jerusalem? God clearly demanded a sweet smelling sacrifice from the finest cuts, but I never see any lamb burning in Jewish temples. Why? Is it related to the destruction of the temple in Jerusalem? Why have Jews not rebuilt it, or rebuilt many?

And if that is not a long answer, WTF is the Book of Numbers in the Bible? Does it make any sense in Hebrew?

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Mister Bob's avatar

At least try to learn to spell circumcisions correctly

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Elisheva Milder's avatar

Well obviously we should never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

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Etienne's avatar

I never thought “Ask A Jew” would be so profoundly hateful of Jews, but having had the “pleasure” of encountering some right wing Jewish voices on here, I can’t say I’m surprised.

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Jace's avatar

How do I join the congregation?

Are non-Jews permitted to join?

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